Into The Rain

fatt @ 2005-06-09T19:08:00

2005-06-09T09:08:53Z

I AM SAM. CAN YOU SEE ME NOW>>>>>?

I AM HARRY POTTER. THE INVISIBLE REGENT.

What else is in the teaches of peaches?

BA BA BA BA BA BA BINGO BANGO. The bank is closed, just me and the delaware destroyer sitting at the bar, a hundred times no, BACK YOU FIEND. John Farnham, halo or hobbit? I suspect the former. FORMER YUGOSLAVIA. Nothing against the slavic races, they're nice people, hello lord cutty, where are you going?

Now observe: It is STARLIGHT on the sea. Rays attack as in death rays, but less death and more STAR. I am a star. I'm a star I'm a star, I'm a big bright beautiful star. DIRK DIGGLER. All in fluorescent lights just like that, scroll buttons on the muffins. It is butter, righteous butter, like anger in the rage JACK NICHOLSON hello my dog is taller than the highest of mountains the mountina is everest before everest discovery (1) (one) what is the highest mountain in the world? THE ANSWER IS EVEREST SIMPLY NOT THE DISCOVERY. How many nights have we spent hanging out here being losers? How many evenings? How come it's blonde? We should dye your eyebrows again cuz they're dark here and blonde here. I RAN OUT OF MATERIAL. Now I create some more.

Just for curiosity's sake KILLED THE CAT DEATH A PLAGUE UPON MANY peach tea cans of PEURGH. Sounds good. PJERG. JERGEN hello my name is JAN MUYSKEN.

Many cheeses from far away come the roll of distant thunder pall under the tunnels in BRICKWORK MANY SKYLIGHTS. My brothers are moderately intelligent. YES NOW OBSERVE MY BRILLIANCE.

^

NOTE: That I actually wrote this some 12 months ago, it was the user text for a friend of mine.

fatt @ 2005-04-15T20:44:00

2005-04-15T10:44:52Z

Today I turned 22.

fatt @ 2005-03-28T00:45:00

2005-03-27T14:46:03Z

I shot a cop.

You heard me, right in the face

fatt @ 2005-02-22T21:31:00

2005-02-22T11:31:33Z

My cat smells like:

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In the words of a random Japanese site about motorbikes:

2005-02-20T08:43:53Z

Enjoy motorcycle Life?
Let's the good times roll.

fatt @ 2005-02-11T21:19:00

2005-02-11T11:19:23Z

Them be some cool moe-D glass Jong Il.

50 dollars goes to whoever can get me sunglasses like those.

fatt @ 2005-02-07T21:44:00

2005-02-07T11:44:43Z

You think Neggy the Noggit wants to hear what you say??

Not bloody likely

fatt @ 2005-02-01T20:21:00

2005-02-01T10:21:05Z

HOLY SHIT A BREAKTHROUGH IN TOILET CLEANING IS HERE!

fatt @ 2005-01-30T14:48:00

2005-01-30T04:48:18Z

I just had another very strange dream.

I can't remember it in ENTIRE detail, but some bits are very vivid.

I recall:

I was some description of traveller, who was moving through a land of ice and snow, at some stage, it turned out that this ice and snow was the set for a gameshow of sorts, where you have to answer questions about childrens stories, often meaning stories written by children.

The host of this show was a young woman who wore a red hooded costume cape over brown robes (a la benedictine monk + red riding hood, terrible clash) and a black stone pendant. Her name was Alice, there MIGHT have been more to that name, but I don't think so, the signifcance of that will make sense shortly.

Anyhow, I was on the show, and it was all game-showy and themed right down to the cobweb covered score counters etc, at this point I forget much of the body of the show

I remember the last round, which was a kind of memory test, where we would read a viewers contribution, and then have to answer questions about it, now nobody informed me of any time limit, so I was away answering the questions and in what seemed like a minute I looked up with complete answers entirely correct, but the show had already finished and the prize was won by some idiot woman (I can't remember the prize but it was very important). At this stage it looked as if the rest of the residents of this place, including at least one other competitor on the show, had organised a game of something or other, and were playing it off to one side.

I saw the host's robes and hood, and followed her to a door, now the host was an old crone, but when she opened the door and stepped inside, it looked as if she was on some kind of fire escape, which was EXTREMELY cold, it appeared as if the place was all permafrost or some such, think freezer fog on a hot day. I was unhappy about the end of the game, and requested that I be allowed to input my answers, which I knew would win me the prize (the prize may or may not have been an exit from this place, I'm not sure) but was politely told with a knowing smile that the show was over. I argued the point a little bit and said that I'd only been working a minute, but she gave me the same knowing smile and told me that sometimes in a place of snow and ice the time would move faster, it was at this stage that I noticed that the woman's age was regressing, and that she was changing back into the young woman that hosted the show. It was somehow apparent to me that this was a daily occurance, she would begin the day young, end it old, and walk through this fire escape thing through the night, after which she would emerge young again in the morning.

Still unhappy about losing the show, I argued some more, but she just smiled that implacable damned smile at me, until I started getting mad. All this time she was reverting back to the young woman, and not all the changes were pretty, as her face was reformed, it scabbed over in places and was open in others, which left it bloody and red. Eventually I reached a point in my rant where she repeated her line about time in the cold to me, at which pointed something clicked, and I explained the physics in a way that felt both righteous and vindictive and scornful of her pride all at once. I explained about cold and time (I think I recall the exact words "and so you see, as it gets colder and colder, time in fact becomes slower and slower, not the other way around, and that is exactly what forms the basis of the process you go through each night to remain young and pretty".. something along those lines anyhow, this was true, and I knew it to be true. During this explanation she became extremely angry, and her face got more and more scowled, it seemed like it might be interfering with her process as well, as an area around her nose and her mouth and her eyes became red-raw and bleeding, and her eyes looked all shiny in a strange way.

At the end of my explanation she was scowling heavily, and then it transformed itself into a sneer, and she looked me straight in the eye and said (And these are the words I remember most vividly about the entire thing) "Do you know what name stands for?", silence for a few moments, because I didn't, then with the sneer increasing "Worn in full red" said with finality, and with the bleeding bits around her face extremely bright.

At this point her eyes opened wide and she went for my throat.

Then I woke up.

fatt @ 2005-01-23T13:16:00

2005-01-23T03:07:06Z

Well we'll see if those trees you're always huggin save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creepin' round your back stair.

fatt @ 2005-01-20T20:02:00

2005-01-20T09:59:44Z

For future reference:

- Colonel Flag is the coolest occasional M*A*S*H character ever.
- I'm very tired due to night shifts.
- I had an odd dream where I trumped a catholic priest in theological debate simply by asking the question "So what?", as in "Why is that important?".
- I've had more odd dreams, but I can't remember them.
- There needs to be an epic, Gladiator-esque movie about a man who defied heaven and won. It will be called Ascension.

fatt @ 2005-01-17T09:11:00

2005-01-16T23:08:52Z

Points for today:

- I feel restless and impatient, but I'm not impatient ABOUT anything, seeing as how I have nothing to do today, and no money anyhow.
- I think Leonardo Di Caprio might be a little unhinged, every time I look at him I get this impression.
- So far, 2005 has been a BAD year, it'd better look up soon.

fatt @ 2005-01-14T01:21:00

2005-01-13T15:21:03Z

Holy Jayzuz.

My skin feels like it's crawling around, it's not painful, but it really feels lke it's crawling around my midsection.

Plz stop that stomach.

fatt @ 2005-01-01T19:17:00

2005-01-01T09:17:14Z

Incidentally, the place where the groundhog was shown in Groundhog Day is called Gobblers Knob.

fatt @ 2005-01-01T08:36:00

2004-12-31T22:36:39Z

New Years Day and I was up and about at quarter past 8.

Score!

fatt @ 2004-12-19T01:15:00

2004-12-18T15:15:21Z

I was sitting on the roof of Pacific International the other day, and I thought to myself:

Will I remember this? Insofar as in 20 years time, will I think back and say to myself "Man remember those mornings I used to sit on the roof back then and watch the sun rise? Crazy".

So, what will you remember?

fatt @ 2004-12-15T02:03:00

2004-12-14T16:03:17Z

Serious collection of booze for cocktail bar starts here.

Obtained:

Pernod.
Cherry Brandy.
Gin.
Benedictine.

Required:

About 50 other bottles.
Bar.

fatt @ 2004-12-11T06:36:00

2004-12-10T20:36:22Z

Remind me not to work 6pm to 6am after having worked 9:30am to 5:30pm shifts.

BEDTIME FOR BONZO.

fatt @ 2004-12-10T02:03:00

2004-12-09T16:03:37Z

Trawling through my photographs looking for something, found a couple that Sonali Amin might like.

PLS EMAIL FOR MORE DETAILS.

fatt @ 2004-12-06T03:41:00

2004-12-05T17:41:09Z

Do not decry me.

I am mighty.

Just made a whole stack of job applications, should get at least one offer out of them, provided they don't have a problem with the kind of person who makes job applications at 3AM.

fatt @ 2004-11-27T06:30:00

2004-11-26T20:29:44Z

Another nightshift down.

Death is imminent.

fatt @ 2004-11-22T16:08:00

2004-11-22T06:08:48Z

Do yourself a favour kids.

Go to Brumby's, get yourselves 2 bigger than texas rolls, layer them up with butter, then jam them full of ham.

fatt @ 2004-11-07T20:09:00

2004-11-07T10:09:26Z

A POWERFUL DINNER!

Two full rump steaks, 2 onions, a lot of mushrooms, 2 baked potatoes, garlic bread, and a bottle of cold white wine.

WINNER.

fatt @ 2004-11-05T17:23:00

2004-11-05T07:22:54Z

HAYEVERY1!!!! COME TO JOJOS!!!!!

fatt @ 2004-10-31T20:56:00

2004-10-31T10:56:53Z